I guzzle it down. I love lemonade.

I throw some acid (the drug) at the next poster

o god my face! first a defibrillator and now this! falls down dropping the health potion that i was about to use

the health potion rolls to the next poster

I mix it in with a deadly poison, then drink it, to see which is stronger.

I throw a comb at the next poster.

Note: Before I throw something else at the next poster I would like to to do this... Uses a portal gun to take back my PS3 from 'Pm0n3y', now that it's safe in my hands again, on with the post.

I catch the comb and give it to the next random person I see.

I throw a deadly computer virus at the next poster.

I transfer it to a memory stick, and store it for future use.

I throw a book of children's stories at the next poster.

I give them to the kid next door to me. (he's about five)

I throw Ice cream at the next poster. (say thank you)

woot thank you ^^...nom nom nom

throws the empty ice cream cone at the next poster

I wear it on my nose.

I throw a Captain Falcon at the next poster.

In midair, he starts flying and proceeds to falcon punch me. A lot.

I throw my evil plan to take over Gotham City AND THE WORLD at the next poster

I read it, then wonder if it's any good then BURN IT

I throw Boomer Bile bomb at the next poster.

I catch it and drink it.

I throw the The most screwed up children's cartoon intro EVAR at the next poster.

It burns my eyes
Is that real?! I loved that cartoon!

I throw my burning eyes at the next poster

I catch them with my mouth and think "Mmmmm. Grilled eyes. My favourite."

I throw the webcomic VG Cats (www.vgcats.com/comics) at the next poster

I catch it, flick through it, then go back to reading 8-bit Theater.

I find it strange that you didn't throw anything and therefor punch you as hard as I can.

I throw the unconcious sam g at the next poster

I place him in a box and don't let him out.

I throw the box containing sam g at the next poster.

I open the box and yell at him for not posting in the Pirates VS Ninjas RP.

I throw seal, a turtle, a plate of pasta, a bowl of sauce, an accordion, a disco ball, eleven dragons, a submarine, a battery, a tombstone, a bag of spices, a two-headed wolf, a flaming guitar, a crate of lit fireworks, some Popeye's chicken, a herd of buffalo, a claymore, a washing machine, a grenade, a baseball bat, the Fork of Truth, the Master Sword, a Plasma Grenade, the Knights who say Ni, the One Ring, a Flamingo, three YouTube Poops, Tony Montana, the Super Mario Bros movie, an outhouse, a box, a box in a box, a box in a box in a box, and a molotov cocktail at the next poster.

I dodge all of it by jumping in a shield.

I throw a wall of text at the next poster.

I get bored trying to read it all.

(I'll throw the same thing but with a catch.)

I throw another wall of text at the next poster, except this one has no grammar and is filled with spelling mistakes.

It breaks my eyes.

I throw a chisel at the next poster.

It sticks into my arm. I pull it out, and bleed to death. It hit an artery...

I throw a bottle of blood at the next poster.

It gets all over my shoes. I clean it up.

I throw tape that says police all over it at the next poster.

I use it to block neighbours out of their houses, and make them think their families have been murdered.

I throw a dead neighbour at the next poster.

I run and call the cops on you.

I throw a police cruiser at the next poster.

I burn it and the men inside it.

I throw hot ash at the next poster.

It does not get near me.

I throw a fist full of sand at the next poster.

My eyes! I'm blind.

I throw a guide dog at the next poster.

I give it to a blind person.

I throw a very ugly cat at the next poster.

Damn, this cat's ugly!
I shall name it "Azraellod".

I throw an english essay at the next poster.

I grade it a U, because you insulted me.
^{Not that I didn't see that coming...}

I throw a rubber stamp at the next poster.

I grab it and stamp you all over

A throw a bucket of multicoloured homing ink at the next poster

I block the attack with an artist's canvas, and sell the splat of ink as modern art and make millions.

I then condense some of the money into a money brick and throw it at the next poster.

It cracks me in the side of the head. I'm now slightly richer, but dying from blunt force trauma. Win?

I throw my blood at the next poster.

I consume it and become a Wendigo.

I throw some of my "Wendigo Claws" at the next poster.

The slice me to pieces.

I throw my remains at the next poster. (Don't ask me how I did it.)